Review: Real Vampires Have Curves by Gerry Bartlett (New Author Challenge)

real-vampires-have-curvesOn the back of the book:

What – did you think all vamps were pale, thin, and brooding? Don’t I wish.

Me, I just happened to be bloating when a sexy Scotsman sank his teeth into me, so here I am, Glory St. Clair, eternally “full figured.” On the plus side, I can rock a corset like nobody’s business. Oh, and as for Angus Jeremiah Campbell 111, a.k.a Jeremy Blade? We’ve been on and off again for centuries, currently off. After a couple hundred years we sure know how to press each other’s buttons – in good ways and bad.

The whole never-aging thing means that a girl’s gotta keep moving, and I’m headed for Austin and a new business venture: Vintage Vamp’s Emporium. After all, I love cute clothes, and I am an antique. Only problem is, there’s a billionaire technofreak vampire hunter on the loose. Blade’s in total he-vampire mode and wants me to move in with him so he can ” protect” me. but I’m sick of the not-so-little-woman thing. It’s time for this vamp to explore her own powers…

Glory St. Clair is a hoot. She reminds me of MaryJanice Davidson’s Betsy, with a little less attitude and without the addiction to shoes. Blade is a mega-hot alpha male who wants to protect Glory from everything. This is the first book in the series and I was hooked from the very beginning. The vampires in Austen are being hunted by a vampire hunter and Bones wants Glory out of the way so that he can protect her. Glory wants to prove that she can make it on her own. With a cast of secondary characters this book is hilarious and a great beginning to a new series!

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